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Bald Demotivational Poster

FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.

TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...

ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.

NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


TAGS: temptation calendar itchy bald beaver
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - April 30, 2012, 11:45 am
Leave it to Wally!!
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 11:15 am
Izzat Jerry Mathers??

AWESOME - Some people are born with it


TAGS: people perverts bald crazy canadians republicans
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Superjenny330 - July 30, 2012, 9:54 pm
I am neither bald nor crazy.

RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway

MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.

NOM NOM NOM - Me Eat You Now

DEATH - Makes you bald.


WOLVERINE - So apparently that healing factor doesn't affect male pattern baldness.


A MORNING POEM - There comes a day for every man; A day when hope turns black When you find those hairs, once on your head Have moved down to your back

DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!

GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.

TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


TAGS: bald baldness cancer
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 8:17 am
Thank You... : )
aggressiveneutrality - October 3, 2012, 7:29 am
Lol..five shaved lions.

I wear baldness with pride -

TAGS: bald people evolved men mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:13 am
What, you thought we’d be off doing something of importance? Silly silly Spaniard.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 7:34 am

marion....you're still alive? YAY!!!
mariand - October 13, 2014, 3:37 am
Hey guys... nice to see you're still here ;)
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 10:21 pm
Ah, the mariand pop in. Pull up a stool, ol’ man. Sit a spell.
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 10:10 pm
well look what the cat drug in!

1960'S STAR TREK HAIR DRYER - Wait - didn't Captain Kirk do this woman in episode #293?

BALD BRITNEY SPEARS - Because you've never seen a knobhead with hair

DUN TUCH MEH... - i can haz biting teth


TAGS: everyone funny britney spears shaved bald dumb
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by J

Lquiz - July 11, 2008, 9:07 pm
The apostrophie is needed in "Can't" - You fucking moron. (Hence "Neither can you")

YOU SHOULD'VE NOTICED - that he/she meant the word "can't", not the word "quitters."

FEMALE BALDING - Now cured with voodoo

TAGS: tt bald
Rating: 2.04/5
glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 6:23 pm
*facepalm* she's not balding, she has thin hair.... stupidity is amazing...
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 4:37 pm
I seem to be missing the beauty, I'm seeing creepy though?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 1:42 am
Beautiful indeed... Wait, what? The disturbing photo or the emo quote? Emos on Motifake? Whuuut?
Son - February 3, 2009, 12:21 am
Good job. you took something beautiful and added ignorance.

Definitions -

TAGS: word play definitions balding
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:24 pm
Still got m’ hair…….and some yeti’s in my ears. Don’t get me started…. ‘tween weird hair, moles and whatever that thing is on my hind end, well, I’m ready to sand down my entire carcass.
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 11:12 pm
Toupe....er....touché Mr. Gary
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:39 am
Well, if you’d quit kissin’ the top of our head…
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 2:34 am
Question. Why when people get older, is it, that men lose the hair from the top their head but women gain hair directly above their upper lip?
GaryO - August 3, 2013, 9:58 am
YEAH! Play the word

annual bald mens summit -

TAGS: bald mans summit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 10:36 pm
I'm making fun but I actually think it looks great. My husband shaves his head :)

They see me rollin' -


TAGS: hair visor baldness
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - March 25, 2011, 6:23 pm
HA! I need to type a bit more carefully, I forgot the 2nd "R". The Greybeads happen naturally some time after the Greylocks, but before the blue pills.
culos - March 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
When did we loose our 'R' and where do I apply for some Grey Beads???
spacedog - March 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
LOL! I think the Greybead Fraternity just found the fuzzy hats needed to complete their ceremonial outfits.


HAIR STYLES - Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence and without a toupee.

NORBERT WAS STEADY AS A ROCK - when the game was on the line, his team mates knew when he said catch you on the flip side, it was time for him to shine!

TAGS: baldness calendar
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

newWAYNEorder - September 17, 2010, 1:51 pm
That is Bobby Charlton, NOT Norbert "Nobby" Stiles, d'oh!

MOM - I know you're allergic but did you have to shave my cat?